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T5W: Characters That Embody My Hogwarts House of SLYTHERIN

Discuss some of your favorite characters that you feel would share your Hogwarts house. These don’t need to be Houses that have been confirmed by the author; this is in your opinion šŸ™‚

My house is – SLYTHERIN

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(Big surprise, right? You can pick your jaw up off the floor now)

I love this house. It gets a bad rep, because of the dickheads pooled into it — not like there weren’t any bad eggs in other houses, riiiight? –Ā but Reggie Black and Merlin were good kids imo so it goes to show ambition isn’t that bad!

That being said… here’s my top 5 delicious Slytherin characters

CHRISJEN AVASARALA from theĀ Expanse series

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This. Lady.

She’s possibly my favourite in the entire Expanse series right now, if not one of my fave characters EVER, but she doesn’t swear half as much in the TV show as she does in the books (where is my delightfully sweary old lady who calls high ranking officials fucking bobble-heads?!?!)

She’s perceptive, cunning, wise, plays the long game and strategizes to within an inch of her life. She isn’t beyond playing the ‘weak old lady’ to get what she wants and she covets knowledge. Yeah she could be Ravenclaw, but she is one SNEAKY motherfudger who is ruthless and efficient. She has a sailor mouth and absolute love for her husband that makes me melt, but that never gets in the way of what she has to do.

I aspire to be like her.

ZOYA NAZYALENSKY fromĀ Grisha series

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If Ambition had a face it would be Zoya. She’s loyal, of course, brave, intelligent, but overall we saw her ambition really flourish in King of Scars. She has dreams of reaching the heights of what a throne could provide her, being a feared Grisha, teaching those who discriminate and ridicule Grisha a lesson. She has FIERCE power and she’s not afraid to use it.

That to me, is an incredible Slytherin.

VICTOR VALE fromĀ ViciousĀ & Vengeful

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This guy somehow makes hearts melt even though he’s probably a sociopath and doesn’t give a shit about killing people BUT — it’s his loyalty, and his ambition that makes me believe I can’t NOT put him on this list. Soon as he finds a family that’s it. They’re his now and he’ll do whatever he can to protect them.

HOLLAND fromĀ Darker Shade of Magic series

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A morally ambiguous character, Holland wanted only to save his London from magical extinction. His past was just heartbreaking, and even though he was a pawn of the Dane Twins for years, he never lost the desire to grab at power if it would give him what he wanted.

MIA CORVERE fromĀ Nevernight series

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To avenge her family Mia went to assassin school.

Assassin. School.

She plays one hell of a long game to get to the truth, isn’t above using seduction and sex to get whatever she wants, and has killed to reach the top. She’s also deliciously dark, with some magic inside her that we’ve only just started to see.

Like Reggie Black, though, she still has very strong principles, and she holds a grudge like no business.

Love her.

Honorable mentions: Kaz Brekker, Ronan Lynch, Eli Ever, The Darkling

 

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Love Interests You Would Have Broken Up With – Top 5 Wednesday

Self. Explanatory.

I may go off on a few of these.

1. Tamlin / Rhys from the Court Of series.

HEAR ME OUT

Tamlin, obviously is a controlling and brutish mess who deserves to die in a gruesome way.

Rhys is charming, charismatic and lovely – until he gets fucking jealous and posessive as well in the third book and the novella which (augh) came out.

The signs are there for both of these men, and while Tamlin is no doubt the worst of them, Rhys isn’t that much better if you look deeper in later novels.

2. Mal (whatever his last name is, i dunno and to be frank – do not care) from the Grisha series

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

But also his behaviour in book 2 was the shittiest, stompiest crap I’ve seen. He said he loved Alina, and yet he went off flirting and kissing other women as soon as he felt left out because she was going through a tough time, and then had the gall to be offended when Alina flirted with the ever-handsome, Beautiful Book Husband Nikolai.

He was just a mess. I didn’t like him at all, and I didn’t like that ending with him.

I don’t know what even ZOYA saw in him for a one time thing, beacuse she can do miles better.

3. Jessica Bertram and Richard Mayhew in Neverwhere

These two are as bad as each other – she’s up herself, neurotic and controlling, and to be honest Richard doesn’t have a spine, he just flops about without any cause until Door shows up who gives him a purpose in his life.

Woo?

4. Serena in Vicious

Eli and Serena… well. Serena obviously would have been difficult to break up with, being that she could control people with a word and stop them doing things, but that is precisely why I would have said no thanks.

5. Eizabeth Keene in Blacklist

Holy jesus.

Elizabeth is…. maybe one of the most inconsistent, unlikable, stroppy, backflippingly emotional range of a gnat’s penis of a character I’ve seen on TV.

Every episode it’s like she switches from one endgame to the next, I love him, hate him, suspicious of him, respect him, “I want to know the truth!” *then suddenly doesnt*

This has happened every single series with her spy husband Tom Keene, and has continued after his death.

IĀ hate her. With a passion. Elizabeth is meant to be a doting new mum, who faked her OWN death to get away from her criminal mastermind father, yet after her hubbo died she left her baby with the mother in law, whom neither of them knew very well –Ā because she’s also a sodding semi-criminal – and then flounced off to get revenge on the father who might not be her father but she loves him but maybe she doesn’t and oh christ on a bike

Even Liz’s husband got this treatment from her, back in the early seasons, and I have no idea why anyone, anywhere, respects her or likes her at all.

WRITE BETTER WOMEN, TV PEOPLE.

WRITE. BETTER. WOMEN.

(Honorable mentions: Ross Geller, Nick from Gone Girl, Rishi out of Dimple Met Rishi)

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February 13: Independent Ladies

–Favorite leading ladies who aren’t distracted from getting shit done by their love interest (they can still have a romance subplot – this is going to be subjective based on what you think would be ~too much~).

Audrey Rose Wadsworth from Stalking Jack the Ripper

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Queeeen of 1880s London, Audrey Rose was sweet, fiesty, and yes a little bit silly sometimes but she was a very independant lady in a time when nobody else wanted her to be, and I love her for it.

Kady Grant from Illuminae Files

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Sassy, small, and sarcastic, she is clearly the brains of the operation. Kady didn’t treat an AI like it was a thing, she sussed things out before anyone else did, she’s not afraid of authority and she’s the bravest kid I know.

Eowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan from Lord of the Rings

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I read about her when I was 14, but she’s always stuck with me as being a kick-ass, determined warrior who brought down the Witch-king of Angmar BY HERSELF cause she’s a badass

NO MAN AM I

Nina Zenik from Grishaverse

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Nina is the first plus-sized woman I read who isn’t brought down to just being curves–she’s sexy, fun, powerful, and unapologetic in her love of waffles. She’s also the most powerful Dreg, when you think about her powers.

Tana from Coldest Girl in Coldtoen

Image result for tana coldest girlTana was probably one of the most sensible, reasonable teens I’ve read about in a long time and I absolutely loved her. She was determined, focused, and very open minded.

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Nostalgic Ships – Top 5 Wednesday

Discuss the first fictional couples you ever got butterflies over, or couples you used to be really into when you were younger.

I’ve never really been a “butterlifer”.

However I did know the couples I wanted to get together, or enjoyed reading/watching, even if they weren’t technically *canon*.

HARRY/LUNA

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I really wanted these two to get together and I was quite upset when they didn’t. I’ve since realised Luna deserved better.

WILLOW/OZ —Ā WILLOW/TARA

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I loved Willow and Oz! They were incredibly sweet and Oz was just the loveliest boyfriend. I know she found Tara, but I still have a soft spot for these two getting together. They were complete dorks and gorgeous.

When she got with Tara I was like “WHAT ABOUT OZ?!” but I did really enjoy Tara. It was the first f/f couple I’d seen on prime time telly.

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MERLIN/ARTHUR

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Now, see… this is the thing. This was queer-coded all over and looking back I hate the direction they took the last series. But I still love these two together.

THE TENTH DOCTOR / ROSE

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I. Cried.

That’s all you need to know about these two.

 

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FREEBIE WEEK on Top 5 Wednesday — Most Disappointing Reads of 2018

I missed doing this earlier on, but now I’m returning to focus on my “oh noes” of the last year.

 

WIZARDS OF EARTHSEA

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I’d heard so much about this book and Ursula Le Guin that this was severely hyped — when I finally got to reading it I wasn’t as immersed as I’d wanted to be. It’s a very classic writing style, something I’ve kinda read-out-of in recent years if that makes sense.

Though I enjoyed the twist and the worldbuilding, and the fact it featured POC, it wasn’t as ‘classic’ to me as I expected. I might pick up the other books in the series eventually but not right now. Ursula, in her interviews, remains HBIC.

DAUGHTER OF THE BURNING CITY

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This book cover—amazing.

The story? Eh. I didn’t care about the main character, or her plight to save her illusions that were actually real. I was confused about who was who, and the worldbuilding wasn’t as amazing either. I would have ideally had about another 50 pages just to immerse me more in characters and feeling, but this was a DNF šŸ˜¦

DRACULA

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I adore the Dracula legend.

But the book? Jesus.

I didn’t realise we’d follow Jonathan so long and in diary entry, with his loooong ass descriptions of landscapes and journeys. I would rewrite this. In fact it’s on my to-do list.

AND I DARKEN

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The first 100 pages or so were amazing, and then it turned into a love story I had absolutely no interest in. The LI was fucking useless, I had no idea why either sibling adored him, and I wanted my badass Lada back but no. I had to suffer.

What was it with Vlad-inspired books this year that just let me down?!

LIFELIKE

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Now if you know me, you know I adore Jay Kristoff, but this…. this sort of conflicted me. Ezekiel was boring, Lemon was the saviour, Cricket was awesome, and while the first 3rd was amazing, the latter parts of the book waned. The protagonist turned from ass kicking YES queen to “oh my god boring” lovey dovey shit. I read about the twist before it happened, unfortunately, but I don’t think even that could have saved it.

Lemon 5ever.

I will read the sequel but not as hyped to buy it immediately.

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Top of My TBR List – Top 5 Wednesday

Strange the Dreamer

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I’ve been fascinated with this book ever since I saw the cover. All my friends love it, Laini Taylor writes really well, and I need to get it back to Lexi! It’s just so biiiiig

King of Scars

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NIKOLAI FREAKIN LANTSOV.

This time next week I’ll have the book *squeals* so I’m counting it on my TBR. I’m going through some e-ARCs right now so that I can save my hands for this monster of a book.

Leviathan Wakes

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I bought this for my mum for Christmas, and after reading it in a week she’s already nearing the end of the second and wanting the third. So… she’s a very good judge of book, our tastes are similar, so I’m excited to read it!

The Diviners

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I started it, put it down for something else, and haven’t picked it up again. I really should, cause I enjoyed the opening chapter a great deal. Plus I haven’t read any Libba Bray before now.

TRAIL OF LIGHTNING

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I’ve already got this on my “currently reading” on Goodreads, cause I started reading it the other night, but I honestly feel like it’s going to be an incredible read!

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2019 Reading Resolutions – Top 5 Wendesday

IT’S 2019!!!

And with it comes more T5W and goals for the year. I’ll look back on my 2018 goals in another post, but for this year I want to do the following:

1. Read EVERYTHING on my TBR list.

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This doesn’t include books bought in 2019, this is the 17 books that have sat, waiting patiently for me to pick them up, for the last year or more. Or to finish reading them (sorry, Locke Lamora).

 

 

 

2. CELEBRATE BOOK BIRTHDAYS

I don’t do this half as much as I should and I feel like I miss out a lot on celebrating with authors and hyping them up, so while not necessarily reading-related, I want to celebrate books being released. Cause that’s what it’s all about, right? New books!

3. Read More Diversely

It’s so easy now to pick up a book by an author of colour, a trans author, an LGBTQ, a disabled author… while there’s still a long way to go before we can stop having the discussion of why diverse books are necessary (hi publishing, please don’t put a quota on diverse books, thanks), I am so impressed by the books which are coming out from authors in the above groups.

I want to read more from native authors, queer authors (not just gay cis men), authors of colour, authors who have disabilities, authors of different countries. Which brings me to…

4. Read More Translated Books

Image result for translated booksThere’s a whole wealth of stories out there – Russian lit, South American, French, Middle Eastern – that I need to read. I shouldn’t be scared off by a book which doesn’t feel like it might be ‘my type’ just cause it doesn’t have something magical in it. I need to read more books which are important not just because they show a different side of the world, but of the stories which are important to them there.

So yeah I want to read more, if my library has them!

5. Buy Independently

I want to support local indie book stores, and I would if indeed, we had any, but there are plenty of indie book shops online that I plan on buying from. This also ties in with another goal, which is to buy a physical book per month (if pennies allow) to support the industry, but I’m going for buying 10 new or old releases (from various houses) from indie book stores this year, no matter which month.

So that’s it! My top 5 Reading Resolutions – or at least book related – for this year. What’s yours?


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